Seeing as you're the first, I might.

[chuckles]

I seem to have extensive experience waking up in a new place or time lately, so I figure if I can make this whole situation easier on a gravitationally-challenged teenager, I might as well. So, if you have any questions, fire away.

Though, since you are gravity-challenged, my first bit of advice: don't try climbing the ledges, you won't be able to, so don't bother.