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Parker ([personal profile] nostabbing) wrote in [personal profile] usedacrobatics 2013-03-24 08:07 am (UTC)

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[Well, in fairness, he's dealing with at least one world's greatest thief here, and the point isn't really to see him solve the mystery; it's just to see what he thinks of first.

After all, the guy is dressed like Robin and talking about knowing Batman.]


It also kind of depends on what the artwork is. You say artwork and most people think painting, right? But it could be the statue of David. That's where you'd need the skylight, for lowering the cables from the helicopter. And if it was the David then the clearance diagonal doesn't really matter because you couldn't take a six-ton statue out through the shafts anyway, but it would indicate some pretty sloppy building planning because it's like seventeen feet tall, which means you'd have a sixteen foot eight inch ventilation duct. You could drive a truck through that. If it was a little truck. Context.

[She emphasizes this with jazz hands, and proceeds to look proud of herself for actually even knowing what jazz hands are.]

Okay, ummm...oh! Okay. There's a bomb submerged in a vase of flowers activated by a motion sensor. C-4. Someone's holding the vase and it'd be really good if they didn't get blown up. But they can't set down the vase because shaky hands, too risky, water motion, all that stuff. Also you're in a kitchen. What do you do?

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