Robin 003 Ⓡ video/action for Goldenrod/FOURTH WALL

[usedacrobatics]

This is your friendly neighborhood Boy Wonder speaking.

[Speaking, and standing dramatically atop Goldenrod's Radio Tower, with a Taillow fluttering behind him and another aerial Pokemon holding his 'gear offscreen.]

If anyone wants to be rescued, uh, now's the time.

[He reaches into his utility belt and removes a shiny red Birdarang.]

I've got my toys back.

Comments

Video;

[speeddating]

[Well he got the abbreviation right, though he's always been pretty formal with the names until now so "KF" is new.]

Uhhh, I guess about the same time that your voice rose a couple of octaves.

[... HOLY SMOKES.]

And dude, did you run out of hair gel or what?

Re: Video;

[staystraught]

Something is very, very wrong here.

[His mouth presses into a firm line.]

Can you tell something about me only you would know?

[There are lots of things that qualify, that Wally could answer with. But while Dick doesn't expect a correct answer -- the eye color and, now, the logo -- he seems... Sincere.]

Video;

[speeddating]

You've got a crush on Starfire the size of Texas, but I don't think that's exactly an Area 51 secret.

[But hey, he gets it.] So alternate realities now, huh? Guess there's a first time for everything.

Video;

[staystraught]

Must be. I don't know that name at all.

This whole place is pretty, uh, alternate. It's Pokemon, for heaven's sake.

Video;

[speeddating]

Sounds like one of BB's games. Never heard of it, myself. Hold that thought a sec, will ya?

[Not waiting for an answer, the video blurs into nothing but color and the next instant the background music has changed, and Wally is holding a bag of magikarp shaped bean pastries in one arm, the gear in that hand, and is already halfway through one of those flaky pastries with the other hand.]

Sorry. Hopping universes really takes it out of a guy.

Re: Video;

[staystraught]

[deeeeefinitely Wally.]

It's. lot of people's game. Which is what makes this place so creepy.