Oh, snap! [Because he totally saw what you did there with the Jay-Z ref. Bravo.]

Uh, though I've learned that you really shouldn't build yourself up with stuff you can't do. The hard way. All girls like flowers and candy, whether they're on a diet or not. Oh, that's another thing, never mention weight. Even if they bring it up.

Uh...they also really like it when you win 'em stuffed animals from carnival games or claw machines.